B.A.B.Y.
(Buy A Better You)
A One-Act Comedy by
George Cameron Grant

What if you could trade yourself in for a newer model?
Mimi is forty-something, frustrated with men, fed up with her reflection, and convinced that life would be better if she could simply become someone else.
Enter B.A.B.Y.—Buy A Better You—a revolutionary service offering the ultimate personal makeover: a completely new body.
With a slick salesman, an outrageously enthusiastic announcer, and a showroom filled with picture-perfect replacements, Mimi is about to discover that finding the perfect woman may be considerably more complicated than she imagined.
Funny, irreverent, and unexpectedly touching, B.A.B.Y. is a satirical comedy about aging, beauty, relationships, and discovering that the best version of yourself might just be the one you've had all along.
PRODUCTION INFORMATION
Genre: Satirical Comedy / Contemporary Comedy
Format: One-Act Play
Cast: 2 Male, 7 Female, plus 5 ensemble models (flexible doubling possible).
The script includes a male model role that may be doubled.
Running Time: Approximately 20–25 minutes
Setting: Mimi's bedroom and the B.A.B.Y. showroom
Set Requirements: Bedroom furnishings, full-length mirror, laptop, showroom table and chair, and B.A.B.Y. signage. Simple lighting and sound effects support the transitions.
Ideal For: One-act festivals, comedy showcases, women's theatre programming, and evenings of short plays.
Performance Rights: Available upon request.